Calvinist Claims
Posted: September 22, 2008 Filed under: You Might be a Calvinist if..., You might be a Fundamentalist if Leave a commentYou might be a Calvinist if… You claim that anything less of 5 point Calvinism is not Calvinism at all.
You might be a Fundamentalist if… You claim to be a 3 or 4 Point Calvinist.
Grapes or Aged Grapes?
Posted: September 15, 2008 Filed under: You Might be a Calvinist if..., You might be a Fundamentalist if Leave a commentYou might be a Calvinist if… you refuse to partake in the Lord’s Supper because it was being served with grape juice.
You might be a Fundamentalist if… you refuse to partake in the Lord’s Supper because it was being served with wine.
No Dancing!
Posted: September 8, 2008 Filed under: You Might be a Calvinist if... 6 Comments(Posted by Jessica Heikoop)
You might be and Calvinist if… you bail out of a wedding becuase there is dancing.
Thee & Thou
Posted: September 1, 2008 Filed under: You Might be a Calvinist if... Leave a commentYou might be a Calvinist… if you only use Thee’s and Thou’s when you pray.
Calvin 500
Posted: August 25, 2008 Filed under: Calvin 500, You Might be a Calvinist if... Leave a commentYou Might be a Calvinist if…
You are attending the Calvin 500 Tour! -OR- read their blog!
Not Funny!
Posted: August 18, 2008 Filed under: You Might be a Calvinist if... Leave a commentYou might be a Calvinist if… you have no sense of humor.
Psalms Only!?
Posted: August 11, 2008 Filed under: You Might be a Calvinist if... 1 CommentYou might be a Calvinist if… you only sing the Psalms.
Your Children’s Name is After a Puritan
Posted: August 4, 2008 Filed under: You Might be a Calvinist if... 1 CommentYou might be a Calvinist if… you name your children after the Puritans or Calvin.
No intention at all Nate Eshelman & Joel Beeke!
Speaking of Nate, as I posted this, he posted a great musing on Fanatics here.
J.I. Packer
Posted: July 28, 2008 Filed under: You Might be a Calvinist if... Leave a commentYou might be a Calvinist if 9 out of 10 books you own are endorsed by J.I. Packer.
Who Owns a Psalter CD??
Posted: July 21, 2008 Filed under: You Might be a Calvinist if... 1 CommentYou might be a Calvinist if… you buy a Psalter CD.
What to wear, what to wear…
Posted: July 15, 2008 Filed under: You Might be a Calvinist if... Leave a commentYou might be a Calvinist if… you are late to church- not because the kids aren’t dressed in time, but because your wife couldn’t decide on a hat.
How Long is That Sermon?
Posted: July 7, 2008 Filed under: You Might be a Calvinist if... Leave a comment
You might be a Calvinist if… your 3 point message somehow has 12 points embedded in it.
Tulips the Calvinist Flower
Posted: June 30, 2008 Filed under: You Might be a Calvinist if... Leave a comment
You might be a Calvinist if… you buy your girlfriend/wife TULIPS for Valentines Day.
Do Calvinist always dress their family the same?
Posted: June 23, 2008 Filed under: You Might be a Calvinist if... Leave a comment
You might be a Calvinist if… you make your children dress alike to be consistent.
This post was written by my 13 year old cousin, who came and visited me in MI for the last 2 weeks. After visiting a few churches, He thought Calvinist had to all dress the same. Maybe it is a Dutch Reform thing in Grand Rapids culture.
Books or Food?
Posted: June 16, 2008 Filed under: You Might be a Calvinist if... Leave a comment
You might be a Calvinist if… You buy Books before you buy your groceries.
Gospel-Centered Musings 