Jerry Falwell Identifies Calvinism as Heresy
Posted: February 23, 2009 Filed under: You might be a Fundamentalist if Leave a commentYou might be a Fundamentalist if you… enjoy this one.
What are you a member of?
Posted: January 26, 2009 Filed under: You Might be a Calvinist if..., You might be a Fundamentalist if 1 CommentYou might be a Calvinist if… you are a member of The Gospel-Coalition.
You might be a fundamentalist if… you are a member of the Christian Coalition of America.
Skipping and Evangelism
Posted: January 19, 2009 Filed under: You Might be a Calvinist if..., You might be a Fundamentalist if Leave a commentYou might be a (Dutch/Hyper) Calvinist if… you skip the Lord’s Supper because you don’t want the church to see the plates be passed by you.
You might be a Fundamentalist if… when you evangelize, you asked someone, “Do you want to go to heaven?”
KJV Baby!
Posted: January 5, 2009 Filed under: You Might be a Calvinist if..., You might be a Fundamentalist if, You might be a Presbyterian if 5 CommentsYou might be a Dutch Calvinist if… You still use a KJV.
You might be a Calvinist if… you use a Geneva Bible.
You might be a American Reformist (New Calvinist) if… you use a ESV.
You might be a Presbyterian if… you walk into church with your Hebrew and Greek.
You might be a Baptist if… you swear up and down by the 1977 NASB.
You might be a Fundamentalist if… you made the move to the NKJV.
You might be a Dispensationalist if… you swear by Ryrie Study Bible.
You might be Al Mohler if… you can actually understand all the notes in The Apologetics Study Bible .
You might be a Friendly Seeker if… you still use the 1980’s & 90’s NIV.
You might be a Catholic if… you use a priest… (ouch!)
You might be a Emergent if… you don’t need a Bible, just bring your thoughts or your copy of “The Voice”
Christmas Tree or No?
Posted: December 15, 2008 Filed under: You Might be a Calvinist if..., You might be a Fundamentalist if Leave a commentYou might be a Calvinist if… you do not have a Christmas Tree in your house right now.
You might be a Fundamentalist if… you have decorated your Christmas Tree in Track-hand outs.
Puritan Thanksgiving
Posted: December 1, 2008 Filed under: You Might be a Calvinist if..., You might be a Fundamentalist if Leave a commentYou might be a Calvinist if… you dressed like this for Thanksgiving.
You might be a fundamentalist if… you dressed like this…
Homework on Sunday’s
Posted: November 10, 2008 Filed under: You Might be a Calvinist if..., You might be a Fundamentalist if Leave a commentYou might be a Calvinist if… you do not do homework on Sundays
You might be a Fundamentalist if… you do not get the joke above
What Party?
Posted: October 27, 2008 Filed under: You Might be a Calvinist if..., You might be a Fundamentalist if Leave a commentYou might be a Calvinist if… you vote only Republican
You might be a Fundamentalist if… you vote only Republican
If you vote Democratic your Emergent or not a believer
If you vote Independent your… … … good job!
For those of you who are interested, Dr. David Hall has a series on Calvin and Government over at the Calvin 500 blog.
What’s Your End Times?
Posted: October 20, 2008 Filed under: You Might be a Calvinist if..., You might be a Fundamentalist if Leave a commentYou might be a Calvinist if… you are a Amil, Post-mil, or Historic Pre-mil.
You might be a Fundamentalist if… you made up the doctrine of pre-trib/pre-mil or believe it at least.
Who do you quote?
Posted: October 6, 2008 Filed under: You Might be a Calvinist if..., You might be a Fundamentalist if Leave a commentYou might be a Calvinist if… you quote Calvin, Zwingli, Burroughs, Owen, Edwards, Spurgeon, Lloyd-Jones & Sproul
You might be a fundamentalist if… you quote Darby, Moody, Scoldfield, Walvood, Hendricks, Ryrie, Falwell, & MacArthur
Desiring God 2008
Posted: September 29, 2008 Filed under: You Might be a Calvinist if..., You might be a Fundamentalist if Leave a commentYou might be a Calvinist if… You attended the Desiring God National Conference because Sinclair Ferguson was there.
You might be a Fundamentalist if… You don’t know Sinclair Ferguson…
Calvinist Claims
Posted: September 22, 2008 Filed under: You Might be a Calvinist if..., You might be a Fundamentalist if Leave a commentYou might be a Calvinist if… You claim that anything less of 5 point Calvinism is not Calvinism at all.
You might be a Fundamentalist if… You claim to be a 3 or 4 Point Calvinist.
Grapes or Aged Grapes?
Posted: September 15, 2008 Filed under: You Might be a Calvinist if..., You might be a Fundamentalist if Leave a commentYou might be a Calvinist if… you refuse to partake in the Lord’s Supper because it was being served with grape juice.
You might be a Fundamentalist if… you refuse to partake in the Lord’s Supper because it was being served with wine.
