Jerry Falwell Identifies Calvinism as Heresy

You might be a Fundamentalist if you… enjoy this one. 

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What are you a member of?

You might be a Calvinist if… you are a member of The Gospel-Coalition

You might be a fundamentalist if… you are a member of the Christian Coalition of America.


Skipping and Evangelism

You might be a (Dutch/Hyper) Calvinist if… you skip the Lord’s Supper because you don’t want the church to see the plates be passed by you. 

You might be a Fundamentalist if… when you evangelize, you asked someone, “Do you want to go to heaven?”


KJV Baby!

You might be a Dutch Calvinist if… You still use a KJV.

You might be a Calvinist if… you use a Geneva Bible. 

You might be a American Reformist (New Calvinist) if… you use a ESV.

You might be a Presbyterian if… you walk into church with your Hebrew and Greek.

You might be a Baptist if… you swear up and down by the 1977 NASB.

You might be a Fundamentalist if… you made the move to the NKJV.

You might be a Dispensationalist if… you swear by Ryrie Study Bible. 

You might be Al Mohler if… you can actually understand all the notes in The Apologetics Study Bible .

You might be a Friendly Seeker if… you still use the 1980’s & 90’s NIV. 

You might be a Catholic if… you use a priest… (ouch!)

You might be a Emergent if… you don’t need a Bible, just bring your thoughts or your copy of “The Voice”


Christmas Tree or No?

You might be a Calvinist if… you do not have a Christmas Tree in your house right now.

You might be a Fundamentalist if… you have decorated your Christmas Tree in Track-hand outs. 


Puritan Thanksgiving

You might be a Calvinist if… you dressed like this for Thanksgiving. 

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You might be a fundamentalist if… you dressed like this…

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Homework on Sunday’s

You might be a Calvinist if… you do not do homework on Sundays 

You might be a Fundamentalist if… you do not get the joke above


What Party?

You might be a Calvinist if… you vote only Republican
You might be a Fundamentalist if… you vote only Republican
If you vote Democratic your Emergent or not a believer 
If you vote Independent your… … … good job!

For those of you who are interested, Dr. David Hall has a series on Calvin and Government over at the Calvin 500 blog.


What’s Your End Times?

You might be a Calvinist if… you are a Amil, Post-mil,  or Historic Pre-mil.

You might be a Fundamentalist if… you made up the doctrine of pre-trib/pre-mil or believe it at least.


Who do you quote?

You might be a Calvinist if… you quote Calvin, Zwingli, Burroughs, Owen, Edwards, Spurgeon, Lloyd-Jones & Sproul

You might be a fundamentalist if… you quote Darby, Moody, Scoldfield, Walvood, Hendricks, Ryrie, Falwell, & MacArthur


Desiring God 2008

You might be a Calvinist if… You attended the Desiring God National Conference because Sinclair Ferguson was there.

You might be a Fundamentalist if… You don’t know Sinclair Ferguson…


Calvinist Claims

You might be a Calvinist if… You claim that anything less of 5 point Calvinism is not Calvinism at all.

You might be a Fundamentalist if… You claim to be a 3 or 4 Point Calvinist.


Grapes or Aged Grapes?

You might be a Calvinist if… you refuse to partake in the Lord’s Supper because it was being served with grape juice.

You might be a Fundamentalist if… you refuse to partake in the Lord’s Supper because it was being served with wine.