Calvinist Claims

You might be a Calvinist if… You claim that anything less of 5 point Calvinism is not Calvinism at all.

You might be a Fundamentalist if… You claim to be a 3 or 4 Point Calvinist.


Grapes or Aged Grapes?

You might be a Calvinist if… you refuse to partake in the Lord’s Supper because it was being served with grape juice.

You might be a Fundamentalist if… you refuse to partake in the Lord’s Supper because it was being served with wine.


No Dancing!

(Posted by Jessica Heikoop)

You might be and Calvinist if… you bail out of a wedding becuase there is dancing.


Thee & Thou

You might be a Calvinist… if you only use Thee’s and Thou’s when you pray.


Calvin 500

You Might be a Calvinist if…

You are attending the Calvin 500 Tour! -OR- read their blog!


Not Funny!

You might be a Calvinist if… you have no sense of humor.


Psalms Only!?

You might be a Calvinist if… you only sing the Psalms.


Your Children’s Name is After a Puritan

You might be a Calvinist if… you name your children after the Puritans or Calvin.

No intention at all Nate Eshelman & Joel Beeke!

Speaking of Nate, as I posted this, he posted a great musing on Fanatics here.


J.I. Packer

You might be a Calvinist if 9 out of 10 books you own are endorsed by J.I. Packer.


Who Owns a Psalter CD??

You might be a Calvinist if… you buy a Psalter CD.


What to wear, what to wear…

You might be a Calvinist if… you are late to church- not because the kids aren’t dressed in time, but because your wife couldn’t decide on a hat.


How Long is That Sermon?

You might be a Calvinist if… your 3 point message somehow has 12 points embedded in it.


Tulips the Calvinist Flower

You might be a Calvinist if… you buy your girlfriend/wife TULIPS for Valentines Day.


Do Calvinist always dress their family the same?

You might be a Calvinist if… you make your children dress alike to be consistent.

This post was written by my 13 year old cousin, who came and visited me in MI for the last 2 weeks. After visiting a few churches, He thought Calvinist had to all dress the same. Maybe it is a Dutch Reform thing in Grand Rapids culture.


Books or Food?

You might be a Calvinist if… You buy Books before you buy your groceries.