New film and study guide
Posted: July 29, 2010 Filed under: Just for Fun Leave a commentGod’s Technology is ideal for families, schools, and churches that want to help their children to use God’s good gift of technology in a God-glorifying way. And although it gives parents and teachers many helpful tools, it emphasizes that the Gospel of Jesus Christ is the ultimate firewall for our children.
You can download the 40 minute film in high definition ($5.99) or standard definition ($4.99). The DVD should be ready soon and can be pre-ordered for $9.99. There is also a free study guide available here.
Texas Monthly Talks TED NUGENT
Posted: July 8, 2010 Filed under: Just for Fun Leave a commentI found this video ever intriguing…
No Tattoos, Long Hair & Big Beards
Posted: June 29, 2010 Filed under: Just for Fun 3 CommentsLev. 19:26-28 “You shall not eat any flesh with the blood in it. You shall not interpret omens or tell fortunes. You shall not round off the hair on your temples or mar the edges of your beard. You shall not make any cuts on your body for the dead or tattoo yourselves: I am the Lord.“
Why do most people look down upon tattoos but getting your haircut & shaving your beard is what’s expected of you? Better yet… you better order that steak well-done!
If you are going to use Lev. 19:27 against tattooing, you should better use it with a 2-foot beard, side burns that have never been touched and eat only well-done meat! Right?
3 Things I Regret in my Past
Posted: June 15, 2010 Filed under: Just for Fun, My Life Leave a commentMonday as I sit listening to music and applying for a teaching positions across the United States (like I seem to have done every Monday for the past two months), I sit praying for the Lord to open the door so that I can teach at a Bible College or in a high school by next fall. Somehow in my thought process it crossed my mind of the things I am not proud of, and the things I regret most in my pass in which I have done directly against God. So in thinking, I decided to write a short blog post about them so that those that read may continue to walk in pursuit of holiness and not continue to sin directly against God. So what is it I did in my past that continues at times to get under my skin?
1. Using the Lord’s Name in vain or meaninglessly.
2. Sleeping in or Skipping Church when the doors were open.
3. Not following the Sabbath like I should have.
Nonetheless I am a sinner, but I praise God that he has made me a servant of His now for the sake of His glory.
Thanks for the forgiveness that God gives to those that constantly break His commandments.
Thanks for the plan of redemption God gives through His Son, Jesus Christ.
Thanks for the giving of the Holy Spirit to comfort His people, and guide them in victory over sin.
The Dewalts Blog
Posted: May 24, 2010 Filed under: Just for Fun Leave a comment
Really looking forward to blogging along side my wife over at another online home called TheDewalts. The blog is going to set out to a be a daily place were Emily and I place….
- our thoughts
- our stories
- a text
- quotes we like
- videos we enjoyed watching
- vlogs we make
- favorite pictures
The blog is made mainly for the purpose for our families to read. However if you care to get a laugh from time to time and wanna check in on our online house, please do!
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What Caused the Fall of Adam?
Posted: May 21, 2010 Filed under: Just for Fun Leave a comment
Every evangelical knows of the fall of mankind, but what did that have to do with you or me? Why would have Adam’s fall, better yet how could have one single piece of fruit have such infliction and such vengeance on the whole of human race. John Calvin helps explain exactly what happen at the fall and its implications to humanity saying;
As the act which God punished so severely must have been not a trivial fault, but a heinous crime, it will be necessary to attend to the peculiar nature of the sin which produced Adam’s fall, and provoked God to inflict such fearful vengeance on the whole human race. The common idea of sensual intemperance is childish. The sum and substance of all virtues could not consist in abstinence from a single fruit amid a general abundance of every delicacy that could be desired, the earth, with happy fertility, yielding not only abundance, but also endless variety. We must, therefore, look deeper than sensual intemperance. The prohibition to touch the tree of the knowledge of good and evil was a trial of obedience, that Adam, by observing it, might prove his willing submission to the command of God. For the very term shows the end of the precept to have been to keep him contented with his lot, and not allow him arrogantly to aspire beyond it. The promise, which gave him hope of eternal life as long as he should eat of the tree of life, and, on the other hand, the fearful denunciation of death the moment he should taste of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, were meant to prove and exercise his faith. Hence it is not difficult to infer in what way Adam provoked the wrath of God. Augustine, indeed, is not far from the mark, when he says (in Psalm 19), that pride was the beginning of all evil, because, had not man’s ambition carried him higher than he was permitted, he might have continued in his first estate. A further definition, however, must be derived from the kind of temptation which Moses describes. When, by the subtlety of the devil, the woman faithlessly abandoned the command of God, her fall obviously had its origin in disobedience. This Paul confirms, when he says, that, by the disobedience of one man, all were destroyed. At the same time, it is to be observed, that the first man revolted against the authority of God, not only in allowing himself to be ensnared by the wiles of the devil, but also by despising the truth, and turning aside to lies. Assuredly, when the word of God is despised, all reverence for Him is gone. His majesty cannot be duly honoured among us, nor his worship maintained in its integrity, unless we hang as it were upon his lips. Hence infidelity was at the root of the revolt. From infidelity, again, sprang ambition and pride, together with ingratitude; because Adam, by longing for more than was allotted him, manifested contempt for the great liberality with which God had enriched him. It was surely monstrous impiety that a son of earth should deem it little to have been made in the likeness, unless he were also made the equal of God. If the apostasy by which man withdraws from the authority of his Maker, nay, petulantly shakes off his allegiance to him, is a foul and execrable crime, it is in vain to extenuate the sin of Adam. Nor was it simple apostasy. It was accompanied with foul insult to God, the guilty pair assenting to Satan’s calumnies when he charged God with malice, envy, and falsehood. In fine, infidelity opened the door to ambition, and ambition was the parent of rebellion, man casting off the fear of God, and giving free vent to his lust. Hence, Bernard truly says, that, in the present day, a door of salvation is opened to us when we receive the gospel with our ears, just as by the same entrance, when thrown open to Satan, death was admitted. Never would Adam have dared to show any repugnance to the command of God if he had not been incredulous as to his word. The strongest curb to keep all his affections under due restraint, would have been the belief that nothing was better than to cultivate righteousness by obeying the commands of God, and that the highest possible felicity was to be loved by him. Man, therefore, when carried away by the blasphemies of Satan, did his very utmost to annihilate the whole glory of God.
My Very Bad Awful English
Posted: May 17, 2010 Filed under: Just for Fun 2 Comments
I remember when I first had to start writing on a regular basis, it was my 3rd grade year with Mrs. Burns that made her class journal once a week. It was here that I found out that I was awful at writing. But yet at the same time I was somewhat fast if I read to myself, and I could remember anything that I read into my mind from a book, the newspapers, the back of sports cards, to magazine’s, etc. Whatever I read with my eyes, stayed in my mind.
What bothered me more than anything as a 8-year old boy was that my english was awful, I could not understand grammar at all, and worse off I simply did not understand how to journal my thoughts in an english sentence let alone write about what I had remembered from my readings. It was bad, so bad that by the 5th grade I needed and english tutor and by 7th grade I was basically thrown into english classes that were two and three years behind the actual grade I was in. This did not help my future. My 9th grade english class I don’t really know how I passed, and by the time 10th grade came luckily english and grammar class had changed to literature class which I loved and hated. I loved reading it, I hated having to write about it. By my junior year in high-school I was sleeping so much in literature class that the teacher made a deal with me. One, I had to stay awake 2 out of the 5 days a week, and Two, I had to teach once a week his class on literature. It was then where I enjoyed relaying the information I had studied during the week by myself to my peers. I at the time never wanted to teach in the future is because that only meant I needed more schooling after high-school, and that was not in my plans. Thankfully my senior literature class was cake and I was able to graduate high-school, barley though with a 1.3 GPA.
Fall of 2002 I started college at a small Bible school in upstate New York called Word of Life. Since then I have been writing constantly for class after class almost on a weekly basis for the past 8 years, even summers! However it was finally when I was out of my home town and in an accredited institution that it came to hit me that my grammar, vocabulary, spelling, and writing was a train wreck. The only reason I was able to graduate from Word of Life after one year was because of testing. I remembered everything I had ever read or been told in class, and when the test came I had no reason to study because I just threw up back on the page what I had been reading for classes or had heard from the professor. It was the essay and writing of small papers that murdered my grades. Murdered them so that I passed my freshman year with only a 1.8 GPA.
Fall of 2003, I from some reason (which I had thought at the time I knew, but God only knows now) went further in college, transferring to Baptist Bible College in Clarks Summit, PA to work on a bachelor degree. There I meet Dr. Long – almost the death of my college career. By midway of my first semester in college there Dr. Long pulled me aside letting me know that it was impossible for me to pass his class with below a 20%, and I might as well stop coming to it. He was right, for the next year I failed both English 101 and English 102 amazingly, so amazingly that Dr. Long proceeded by telling me that in his 39-years of teaching at the college level that I was by far the worst student that he had ever encountered with the english language that actually came from an english speaking country. Dr. Long was not going to stop me, for I enrolled back in his class the following year both in english 101 and 102 and this time failed with a 60% in both classes! I remember his words on the last day of his 40-year career as he failed me yet for the 4th time in a-row within 2-years, “I’ve never seen a student so bad at grammar in my life, good-luck.” The next year Dr. Long had long and retired and I had hired a tutor, and meet with my new professor at least once a week and actually passed with C’s. Finally I thought english was done in my life and I would no longer have to worry about it in my future. My last semester at BBC I did not exactly know where I was headed, but the longer I was in Bible College, the more I enjoyed studying theology, church history, and the Bible. So I applied to seminaries around America and decided to look at M.A., M.A.R. and M.T.S. programs.
It was during this time in my last semester at BBC of 2006 before graduation that a my good friend Dan Cruver told me to start blogging. At first I wanted nothing to do with it, and thought it was only going to be humiliation. But he challenged me to start one and maybe, just maybe my english, writing skills, and grammar may happen to get better. So I started a blog, I still remember my 1st few post, some book reviews, some speeches I had given, and some Bible lessons I had taught at summer camps. No one read them, and I was quite happy that no one did. I graduated BBC and moved back to the great midwest to attain seminary and pursuing my M.A.R degree.
I decided to attend Puritan Reformed Theological Seminary in Grand Rapids, where they felt obliged to place me on academic probation because of my transcripts of failing english not once, not twice, but four times. Although english class did not and does not exists in seminary, little did I know what I was in store for. English was to have been mastered, and spending the last 8-years finally getting MLA down, I then had to learn the turabian style. I felt like I was doomed for sure, but reading the turabian handbook more than my Bible my 1st semester I came along alright. The blog though came along quite well too, matter of fact, I started enjoying blogging so much I didn’t care if I had one reader, 10 or 100, I just wanted to blog because it helped me progress in my writing skills, or the lack there of.
I still know that I am not that great at writing, although because of blogging I have learn to love it more than I did in my younger days. With the number of papers and writing two thesis in the 3 1/2 years of seminary, I have learn that writing for me takes time, patience, and a work ethic. I continue to blog until I find something better that helps my english skills and hope that you can either enjoy it or at least get a kick-out-of my writing.
“They Drank & Were ‘Merry’ with Him”
Posted: May 10, 2010 Filed under: Beer, Just for Fun 4 CommentsFor those that say drinking alcohol is okay, how much alcohol is too much is the question? Maybe 1, or 2, or even 3, 4, 5… why not 10?
In Genesis 43 we find the story where Joseph’s brothers return to Egypt. What I find most intriguing to me is the very end of the chapter in verse 34. However for the context of the passage let’s start by reading at Genesis 43: 26-34. It reads,
“When Joseph came home, they brought into the house to him the present that they had with them and bowed down to him to the ground. And he inquired about their welfare and said, “Is your father well, the old man of whom you spoke? Is he still alive?” They said, “Your servant our father is well; he is still alive.” And they bowed their heads and prostrated themselves. And he lifted up his eyes and saw his brother Benjamin, his mother’s son, and said, “Is this your youngest brother, of whom you spoke to me? God be gracious to you, my son!” Then Joseph hurried out, for his compassion grew warm for his brother, and he sought a place to weep. And he entered his chamber and wept there. Then he washed his face and came out. And controlling himself he said, “Serve the food.” They served him by himself, and them by themselves, and the Egyptians who ate with him by themselves, because the Egyptians could not eat with the Hebrews, for that is an abomination to the Egyptians. And they sat before him, the firstborn according to his birthright and the youngest according to his youth. And the men looked at one another in amazement. Portions were taken to them from Joseph’s table, but Benjamin’s portion was five times as much as any of theirs. And they drank and were merry with him.“
The ESV Study Bible puts this simply that “Joseph’s feelings for Benjamin result in his being given portions that are five times those given to his brothers.” However I am not as concerned with Joseph’s feelings as much as I am with the issue that is not mentioned in verse 34 in the ESV Bible reads, “Benjamin’s portion was five times as much as any of theirs. And they drank and were merry with him.” But yet in the NET Bible it reads, “They drank with Joseph until they all became drunk.” Now there is quite a difference between being merry and drunk, isn’t there?
Merry – means cheerful and lively.
Drunk – means affected by alcohol to the extent of losing control of one’s faculties or behavior.
Here I see two questions that need to be addressed.
1. What is the hebrew word here in the text that is translated to merry or drunk?
The Hebrew word that is used here in the text that the ESV translates as “merry” and the NET translates as “drunk” is “shikkaron.” Here is the entry in Brown Driver-Briggs Hebrew and English Lexicon , p.1016. Hope the Hebrew letters come out OK. You can also check it up in Strongs, if you want. First ,this is the entry for the verb “shikkaron” or “shachaar” or “sjahaar” or however you want to transliterate it into English. (The entry in Strongs is number 7937)
I. [שָׁכַר] vb. be, or beocme, drunk, drunken (NH id., der. spec. and deriv.; Ecclus 40:18, 40:20 שכר strong drink; Ar.sakira be drunken, also be full, sakara fill; As. šikaru; = שֵׁכָר, šikaru, drunken, perhaps also vb. šakâru; Eth.sacra:: Aram. שִׁכְרָא, šakroÀ = שְׁכָר, esp. date-wine (Löw p. 125), cf. škar be drunken, usu. (der. spec.) defle, deform, etc.; from שֵׁכָר, Egypt. tøaÂ-k-av-k-ïra WMM As. u. Eur. 102, Gk. σικερα, Lewy Fremdw, 81);—Qal Pf. 3 pl. שָֽׁכְרוּ Is 29:9; Impf. 3 ms. וַיִּשְׁכָּ֑ר Gn 9:21, 3 mpl. יִשְׁכָּר֑וּן Is 49:26, etc.; Imv. mpl. שִׁכְרוּ Je 25:27 Ct 5:1; Inf. cstr. Hg 1:6; Pt. pass. שְׁכֻרַת Is 51:21 (Ges:§ 130 b Lag:BN 60);—become drunken Gn 9:21 (J), of social drinking 43:34 (J), Ct 5:1, token of plenty Hg 1:6; fig. of nations staggering helplessly under calamity Je 25:27, 51:21(וְלאֹ מִיָּ֑יִן), of Na 3:11; of infatuation Is 29:9 (וְלאֹ יַיִן), of disgrace La 4:21, self-destruction, כֶּעָסִיס דָּמָם יִשׁ׳: Is 49:26. Pi. make drunken: Impf. 3 ms. sf. וַיְשַׁכְּרֵהוּ 2 S 11:13, lit.; fig. 1 s. (sf. of people) וַאֲשַׁכְּרֵם (read וָ׳:) Is 63:6 (subj. י׳:) I made them drunk in my wrath (but MSS Ges Hi Ew Che Kit Marti al. וָאֲשַׁבְּרֵם I brake them in pieces); Pt. fs., of Bab., מְשַׁכֶּרֶת בָּל־הָרֶץ Je 51:7; cf. Inf. abs. שַׁכֵּר Hb 2:15 (i. e. terrorizing nations; read prob. הַשְׁקֵה וְאַף שׁ׳: We Now). Hiph. id.: Pf. 1 s. וְהִשְׁכַּרְתִּ֫י Je 51:27 (subj. י׳:) i.e. make princes helpless, וְהִשְׁכַּרְתִּים v:39; Imv. mpl. sf. הַשְׁכִּירֻהוּ obj. Moab, i.e. make helpless and disgraced 48:26; Impf. 1 s מִדָּם אַשְׁכִּיר חְצַּי Dt 32:42.—Ruben:JQ xi (1889), 446 prop. מַשְׁכִּירוֹת Ho 7:5 for משׁך ידו את. Hithp. Impf. 2 fs. תִּשְׁתַּכָּרִין 1 S 1:14 how long wilt thou make thyself drunken [a drunken spectacle] ?
II. And here is, on the same page 1016 of Brown Driver-Briggs, the entry for the related NOUN, sheechar or sjeehar or however you want to transliterate it. ( (The entry in Strongs is number 7941)
שֵׁכָר n[m.] intoxioating drink, strong drink (Ba:NB § 71);—alw. שׁ׳: abs.; usu. || וַיִן (exc. Psalm 69:13): Is 29:8; usu. condemned, Is 5:11, 5:22, 28:7, 28:7, 28:7, 56:12 (נִסְבְּאָה שׁ׳:), Mi 2:11, 1 S 1:15, Pr 20:1; forbidden to priests on duty Lv 10:9 (P) ; not for princes Pr 31:4; nor Nazirite Nu 6:3, Ju 13:4, 13:7, 13:14, cf. חֹמֶץ שׁ׳: Nu 6:3; שׁוֹתֵי שׁ׳: Psalm 69:13 drunkards; but שׁ׳: as common drink Dt 29:5 (opp. to miraculous), allowable in sacrif. meal 14:26, commended for weak and weary Pr 31:4; נֶסֶךְ שׁ׳: Nu 28:7(P; for יַיִן v:14); v. further Kennedy:Ency. Bib. iv. 5309 f.—On form cf. Lag:M ii. 357; BN 51.
III. And here is, still on the same page 1016, the entry for the adjective, shichar or sjihar : (The entry in Strongs is number 7910)
שִׁכֹּר, שִׁכּוֹר adj. drunken (Ba:NB § 134 b);—abs. שִׁכֹּר 1 S 25:36, שִׁכּוֹר 1 K 16:9 +, f. שִׁכֹּרָה, 1 S 1:13, pl.שִׁכּוֹרִים Jo 1:5, cstr. שִׁכֹּרֵי Is 28:1, 28:3;—drunken: 1 S 25:36, אִישׁ שׁ׳: Je 23:9, שֹׁתֶה שׁ׳: 1 K 16:9 drinking (and) drunken, 20:16; as subst. = drunken one, drunkard Is 28:1, 28:3, Pr 26:9, pl. Jo 1:5 (|| שֹׁתֵי יַיִן); in sim. Is 19:14, Jb 12:25, Psalm 107:27, and (of earth) Is 24:20; f. of drunken woman 1 S 1:13.
If you don not understand, In the simplest of words, Joseph (many claim a type of Christ) found it okay in giving Benjamin 5-times the amount as the rest. “And they drank and *became drunk* with him.”
From: שׁכר : (verbal infinitive): to inebriate
2. Lastly how much was a Portion?
One glass, one pint, one gallon, one shot? I am not sure what a portion was then, but I do know what they are now, not as if that really matters. A standard serving of wine is 5 floz., A standard serving of beer is 12 floz., A standard serving of liquor is 1.5 floz. Let’s say that a portion was one glass of wine and that Joseph gave everyone one portion = one glass. This would only mean that Benjamin would then had 5 Portions or glasses of 25 oz.’s. How much is too much? This is never rebuked, at least not in Scripture. I’m looking forward to reading your comments for those that leave them and would appreciate your comments if you have any.
Do you know Charles Spurgeon?
Posted: May 9, 2010 Filed under: Just for Fun, Sundays with Spurgeon Leave a comment
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Charles Haddon Spurgeon is history’s most widely read preacher (apart from the biblical ones). Today, there is available more material written by Spurgeon than by any other Christian author, living or dead.
One woman was converted through reading a single page of one of Spurgeon’s sermons wrapped around some butter she had bought.
Spurgeon read The Pilgrim’s Progress at age 6 and went on to read it over 100 times.
The New Park Street Pulpit and The Metropolitan Tabernacle Pulpit – the collected sermons of Spurgeon during his ministry with that congregation – fill 63 volumes. The sermons’ 20-25 million words are equivalent to the 27 volumes of the ninth edition of the Encyclopedia Britannica. The series stands as the largest set of books by a single author in the history of Christianity.
Spurgeon’s mother had 17 children, nine of whom died in infancy.
When Charles Spurgeon was only 10 years old, a visiting missionary, Richard Knill, said that the young Spurgeon would one day preach the gospel to thousands and would preach in Rowland Hill’s chapel, the largest Dissenting church in London. His words were fulfilled.
Spurgeon missed being admitted to college because a servant girl inadvertently showed him into a different room than that of the principal who was waiting to interview him. Later, he determined not to reapply for admission when he believed God spoke to him, “Seekest thou great things for thyself? Seek them not!”
Spurgeon’s personal library contained 12,000 volumes – 1,000 printed before 1700. The library, 5,103 volumes at the time of its auction, is now housed at William Jewell College in Liberty, Missouri.
Before he was 20, Spurgeon had preached over 600 times.
Spurgeon drew to his services Prime Minister W. E. Gladstone, members of the royal family, members of Parliament, as well as author John Ruskin, Florence Nightingale, and General James Garfield, later president of the United States.
The New Park Street Church invited Spurgeon to come for a 6-month trial period, but Spurgeon asked to come for only 3 months because “the congregation might not want me, and I do not wish to be a hindrance.” When Spurgeon arrived at The New Park Street Church, in 1854, the congregation had 232 members. By the end of his pastorate, 38 years later, that number had increased to 5,311. Altogether, 14,460 people were added to the church during Spurgeon’s tenure. The church was the largest independent congregation in the world.
Spurgeon typically read 6 books per week and could remember what he had read, and where, even years later.
Spurgeon once addressed an audience of 23,654 without a microphone or any mechanical amplification.
Spurgeon began a pastors’ college that trained nearly 900 students during his lifetime -nd it continues today.
In 1865, Spurgeon’s sermons sold 25,000 copies every week. They were translated into more than 20 languages.
At least 3 of Spurgeon’s works, including the multi-volume Metropolitan Tabernacle Pulpit series, have sold more than 1,000,000 copies. One of these, All of Grace, was the first book ever published by Moody Press (formerly the Bible Institute Colportage Association) and is still its all-time bestseller.
During his lifetime, Spurgeon is estimated to have preached to 10,000,000 people.
Spurgeon once said he counted 8 sets of thoughts that passed through his mind at the same time while he was preaching.
Testing the acoustics in the vast Agricultural Hall, Spurgeon shouted, “Behold the Lamb of God which taketh away the sin of the world.” A worker high in the rafters of the building heard this and became converted to Christ as a result.
Susannah Thompson, Spurgeon’s wife, became an invalid at age 33 and could seldom attend her husband’s services after that.
Spurgeon spent 20 years studying the Book of Psalms and writing his commentary on them, The Treasury of David.
Spurgeon insisted that his congregation’s new building, The Metropolitan Tabernacle, employ Greek architecture because the New Testament was written in Greek. This one decision has greatly influenced subsequent church architecture throughout the world.
The theme for Spurgeon’s Sunday morning sermon was usually not chosen until Saturday night.
For an average sermon, Spurgeon took no more than one page of notes into the pulpit, yet he spoke at a rate of 140 words per minute for 40 minutes.
The only time that Spurgeon wore clerical garb was when he visited Geneva and preached in Calvin’s pulpit.
By accepting some of his many invitations to speak, Spurgeon oft preached 10 times in a week
Spurgeon met often with Hudson Taylor, the well-known missionary to China, and with George Mueller, the orphanage founder.
Spurgeon had two children – twin sons – and both became preachers. Thomas succeeded his father as pastor of the Tabernacle, and Charles, Jr., took charge of the orphanage his father had founded.
Spurgeon’s wife, Susannah, called him Tirshatha, a title used of the Judean governor under the Persian Empire, meaning “Your Excellency.”
Spurgeon often worked 18 hours a day. Famous explorer and missionary David Livingstone once asked him, “How do you manage to do two men’s work in a single day?” Spurgeon replied, “You have forgotten that there are two of us.”
Spurgeon spoke out so strongly against slavery that American publishers of his sermons began deleting his remarks on the subject.
Occasionally Spurgeon asked members of his congregation not to attend the next Sunday’s service, so that newcomers might find a seat. During one 1879 service, the regular congregation left so that newcomers waiting outside might get in; the building immediately filled again.
What Made You Who You Are?
Posted: May 3, 2010 Filed under: Country Lyrics, Just for Fun 1 CommentFor the last 2, maybe 3-years I have listened to Montgomery Gentry’s song titled, “Long Line of Losers.” I had loved it, and still do, however it was not till about a week ago that something hit me while being in the library studying and listening to the song. Something so simple, but yet so glorious in the Gospel that I had over looked in this song.
“Granddaddy was Irish Cherokee, Ran moonshine from here to Tennessee, Spent half his life in the Montgomery county jail. Grandma she got drunk and left, All her kids on her mamas front steps, Nobody´s heard from her since she hightailed.
I come from a long line of losers, Half outlaw half boozers , I was born with a shot glass in my hand, I´m part hippie a little red neck, I´m always a suspect, My blood line made me who I am.
Daddy never finished school, But he shot one mean game of pool, Took a bullet for stealin´ cars down in Birmingham. Mama always went to church. But we soon found out what her reasons were. She got caught at the local motel with the preacher man
I come from a long line of losers, Half outlaw half boozers , I was born with a shot glass in my hand, I´m part hippie a little red neck, I´m always a suspect, My blood line made me who I am. (3X’s)
I come from a long line of losers……”
Now I am sure the many of you that read this blog cannot see how possibly such song lyrics as this could be enjoyable, let alone mean anything to you personally. However for myself, I love it. I love the beat, the words speak to my own life, where I came from and where I spent the most part of my life growing up back home in Ashland Ohio, I simply love hearing about what made me who I am today, where I came from and actually songs that speak about where people really come from in life.
Yet what hit me last week is that the long line of losers in my own family (not all of them), the outlaw half boozers on the one side, to my own hippie aunt, from my little red neck family on the east side of Kentucky (where the grass is really blue), my suspect past history and yes even my family had for so long been my identification, who I was, what made me, me. However they did not make me who I am.
For setting in the library studying writing and working on my thesis it dawn on me that who I am is found in Jesus Christ and not that of my human history and human nature.
I am adopted, justified, chosen, forgiven, and have direct access to the throne of grace:
- John 1:12 – I am God’s Child.
- John 15:15 – As a disciple, I am a friend of Jesus Christ.
- Romans 5:1 I have been justified.
- 1 Corinthians 6:17 I am united with the Lord, and I am one with Him in spirit.
- 1 Corinthians 6:19-20 I have been bought with a price and I belong to God.
- 1 Corinthians 12:27 I am a member of Christ’s body.
- Ephesians 1:3-8 I have been chosen by God and adopted as His child.
- Colossians 1:13-14 I have been redeemed and forgiven of all my sins.
- Colossians 2:9-10 I am complete in Christ.
- Hebrews 4:14-16 I have direct access to the throne of grace through Jesus Christ.
I am secure, saved, sealed and filled with the Spirit:
- Romans 8:1-2 I am free from condemnation.
- Romans 8:28 I am assured that God works for my good in all circumstances.
- Romans 8:31-39 I am free from any condemnation brought against me and I cannot be separated from the love of God.
- 2 Corinthians 1:21-22 I have been established, anointed and sealed by God.
- Colossians 3:1-4 I am hidden with Christ in God.
- Philippians 1:6 I am confident that God will complete the good work He started in me.
- Philippians 3:20 I am a citizen of heaven.
- 2 Timothy 1:7 I have not been given a spirit of fear but of power, love and a sound mind.
- 1 John 5:18 I am born of God and the evil one cannot touch me.
I am significant, seated with Christ, and I am a workmanship of the Lord’s Kingdom:
- John 15:5 I am a branch of Jesus Christ, the true vine, and a channel of His life.
- John 15:16 I have been chosen and appointed to bear fruit.
- 1 Corinthians 3:16 I am God’s temple.
- 2 Corinthians 5:17-21 I am a minister of reconciliation for God.
- Ephesians 2:6 I am seated with Jesus Christ in the heavenly realm.
- Ephesians 2:10 I am God’s workmanship.
- Ephesians 3:12 I may approach God with freedom and confidence.
I guess after thinking about it, the past history of a man means nothing after they have called out from the world by God. I then sit there in the library thinking, that it was not my human blood line that made me who I am, but Hebrews 9:14, “how much more will the blood of Christ, who through the eternal Spirit offered himself without blemish to God, purify our conscience from dead works to serve the living God.” For it was Christ blood that purchased me that made me who I am.
In case you actually wanted to hear the song I have posted it below.
C. J. Mahaney’s Blurb for De Young is “Out of Control!”
Posted: April 20, 2010 Filed under: C. J. Mahaney, Just for Fun, Kevin DeYoung 14 Comments
Last week at the Band of Bloggers Conference I received 12-titles from a number of different publishers. The book I was looking forward to getting the most was Kevin De Young’s newest title, The Good News We Almost Forgot: Rediscovering the Gospel in a 16th Century Catechism.
After getting back home to Grand Rapids, placing the other 11-titles on my shelf, I kept out De Young’s new title and starting reading (like I always do) the book blurbs and could not believe what I read. C. J. Mahaney’s blurb states, “I’m sure this will be the best book on the Heidelberg Catechism I’ve ever read. I know it will be the frist.”
“I’m sure this WILL be…” C. J. did you really write a blurb for a book that you did not even read yet? I am speechless, then again it seems today that book blurbs are just about who you have writing them, and not what they have to say.
“The best book on the Heidelberg Catechism I’ve ever read…” C. J. are you unaware of the massive amount of material that has been written over the past 400-years on The Heidelberg Catechism, and yet never reading any of them, you state that this will be the best?
No offense to Kevin De Young, (and I do love his writing & speaking) but I can name a number of different books and material that are above and beyond Kevin De Young’s 2-3 page commentary/exposition per Lord’s Day’s in The Heidelberg Catechism. Work like:
- Zecharias Ursinus, Commentary onThe Heidelberg Catechism
- Lyle D. Bierma with Paul W. Fields and Charles D. Gunnoe and Karin Y. Maag, An Introduction to the Heidelberg Catechism
- George W. Bethune, Lectures on the Heidelberg Catechism
- Henry Kersten’s 52-sermons on the Heidelberg Catechism
- Joel Beeke’s Heidelberg Catechism Sermons
- Herman Hoeksema’s 3-volumes on The Triple Knowledge: An Exposition of the Heidelberg Catechism
- William Ames’s A Sketch of the Christian’s Catechism.
“I know it will be the first.” Seriously? The first book you ever read on the Heidelberg Catechism and you are blurbing it? Does anyone else see this as ridiculous as I do? It seems that a pop-icon in evangelicalism can write blurbs for other author’s without even knowing what they am talking about? Can I start writing blurbs on books for the Sovereign Grace movement on how the charismata still exists today in the Church? That’d be fun!
Better yet than all of this, is that Moody Publishing, a Dispensational Publishing House (which I am sure now is not Classical Dispy) published Kevin DeYoung, a pastor from the Reformed Church of America on The Reformed Heidelberg Catechism. Who would have ever thought the day would come when a Dispensationalist started publishing material for Confessional Covenant Theology. However, I like it, keep it up Moody!
Does the Spirit only work in the PR Denomination?
Posted: March 22, 2010 Filed under: Just for Fun 5 CommentsDid You Know that the Spirit of God is Only Working in one Denomination of the Reformed faith? Either did I! However this past weekend I came across a rather unique book description in a publication catalog by the Reformed Free Publishing Association.
The Book: Always Reforming: Continuation of the Sixteenth-Century Reformation, part of the Protestant Reformed Biblical Studies.
Editor: David J. Engelsma, is emeritus professor of theology at the Protestant Reformed Seminary, Grandville, Michigan.
And here is where either A.) I do not understand, or B.) is simply just stupidity at its best. I have bolded below exactly my issue.
Book Description: “A church reformed and always reforming, according to the word of God” means that the truly Reformed church continues to live by the word of God from age to age, applies it to every aspect of her life, maintains the sound doctrine of the creeds from generation to generation; resists every threat to the Reformed faith, and develops the truth of the Reformed faith.
Always Reforming demonstrates that the Spirit of Christ has carried on the reforming work of Christ in the sixteenth century in one particular branch of the church of the Reformation. A successor to The Sixteenth-Century Reformation of the Church, this book traces the continuing reformation in the Netherlands in the seventeenth and nineteenth centuries and in the Protestant Reformed Churches in North America in the twentieth century. The fivefold division of this book recognizes the ongoing reformation of these Reformed churches as having taken place in the five distinct and doctrinally significant controversies.”
I want to comment on this, but for the sake of my sanity I think I will leave it up to you to ponder and enjoy thinking about… and I quote, “Spirit of Christ has carried on the reforming work of Christ in the sixteenth century in one particular branch of the church of the Reformation.“
Can you Chew Tobacco and Preach the Bible at the Same Time?
Posted: March 15, 2010 Filed under: Just for Fun, Preaching/Speaking 4 CommentsWell Italian preachers did during the beginning of the 20th-century! This is my kind of preaching…
In Paul Bull’s Lectures on Preaching and Sermon Construction (Chapter 7, Section 5, Point 5) titled “Make a Right Use of Your Voice” he states,
“In normal sermons Italian preachers, arrived at the end of their first point, sit down, mop their faces with a large colored handkerchief, spit, take a pinch of snuff, and then, after two minutes, go on to their next point much refreshed. This would not be suitable in the present state of public opinion in England.”
Footnote: Paul B. Bull, Lectures on Preaching and Sermon Construction. (The MacMillan Co.: New York and Toronto, 1922), pp. 283.
Smell Like an Old Theologian
Posted: March 3, 2010 Filed under: Just for Fun 1 CommentA friend sent me this picture, I found it funny.
Be Ready to Be Raptured!
Posted: February 1, 2010 Filed under: Dispensationalism, Just for Fun Leave a commentUSA Today said, “Wildy popular – and highly controversial.” Is not that the truth…
Finally at last after all these years we can buy The Left Behind Series Collectors Edition! This is more exciting than having to wait for the Lord of the Rings Collectors Edition.
Misleading and giving false hope to people for over a decade and selling over 63,000,000 copies (no I did not accidentally add three zeros), is the Left Behind series. In case you were wondering where exactly Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins books lined-up in the timeline of God’s eschaton, well guess what I have for you…
I have for you Raymond Steele’s Classical Chart of the “end times” so that you can see what books you’d be interested in reading of God’s plan for the rebuilding of His temple, identifying the antichrist, figuring out the day of the rapture, and what super-cool technology to collect if you are “left behind” if you want to start your own Tribulation Force. Here ya go in case you really wanna know.
For those serious Left Behind fans, be sure to get your end times wallpaper for your PC or Mac.
Can We Call John Calvin a Biblical Theologian?
Posted: January 25, 2010 Filed under: Just for Fun Leave a commentPhilip Schaff speaking on John Calvin,
“was the founder of grammatical-historical exegesis”; “My readers must now be requested not only to pardon me for abstaining from subtle speculations, but also themselves willingly to keep within the bounds of simplicity.”
Some of my Favorite Past Memories in Life are…
Posted: January 13, 2010 Filed under: Just for Fun, Just My Thoughts 2 CommentsIn no particular order…
- Playing video games (NCAA Football) with Nick till 6am
- Catfishing with Chris, Bobby, Logan, every weekend in Ohio when I visited
- Hanging out in Bubba’s garage all night not knowing a thing I was working on
- Library dates with Emily in college
- Playing euchre with bobby and his dad, it was always eventful
- Going to listen to Country music every friday night with Donnie in Michigan
- Beating Matt Dick every year in NCAA Football (besides 2003)
- Going to Big Lots with my Mom, no matter how long, or when I visit, somehow we end up there
- Grandma telling me stories of her past
- Talking to Dan Cruver, at least 3x’s a week in his office and learning oh so much
- Grandpa making 101 noises with his lips, but yet never says one word
- Dollar movies with Logan, Cam, Jessi, Jerod, … way too many people I did this with to remember.
- Late nights at the Estep’s & dinner’s at the Estep’s
- Summer fishing with Tommy up at Lake Ann
- Date nights with Emily
- Hanging out with Shane Miller and his family during my college years
- Traveling with Beeke to Reformed conferences and learning
Do you have any to share?
My Favorite Books Published on Calvin in 2009
Posted: December 14, 2009 Filed under: Just for Fun Leave a comment
#5 The Calvin Handbook, by Herman J. Selderhuis, published by Eerdmans. Research on French theologian John Calvin is flourishing around the world today, and Calvin’s quincentennial this year has lent such research even greater momentum. The Calvin Handbook is designed to support and stimulate this research. An international team of renowned scholars here offers a comprehensive view of Calvin’s biography, his theology, and the history of his reception. The Calvin Handbook is a uniquely helpful resource on Calvin for readers of every interest level.
#4 Friends of Calvin, by Machiel A. van den Berg, Reinder Bruinsma (translator), published by Eerdmans. In two dozen short biographies of John Calvin’s friends — including some who turned into enemies — Machiel A. van den Berg paints an intimate portrait of the great Reformer’s life and circle that most of us have never seen. In these pages we accompany Calvin from his early boyhood in Noyon to his student days in Paris and Orleans, to his pastorate in and exile from Geneva, all the way to his deathbed. We meet his famous Reformer friends, such as Martin Bucer, William Farel, Heinrich Bullinger, Theodore Beza, and John Knox, but also friends whose names are more obscure: his cousin Pierre Robert Olivétan, the first translator of the Bible into French; René de France of French royalty; Laurent de Normandie, the mayor of Noyon who later escaped to Geneva; Pierre Viret, his “best friend of all”; and Idelette van Buren, his beloved wife during their brief but “blissful” marriage.
#3 John Calvin: A Pilgrim’s Life, by Herman J. Selderhuis, published by InterVarsity Press. Selderhuis draws on Calvin’s own publications and commentary on the biblical figures with whom he strongly identified to describe his theology in the context of his personal development. Throughout we see a person who found himself alone at many of the decisive moments of his life–a fact that echoed through Calvin’s subsequent sermons and commentaries. Selderhuis’s unique and compelling look at John Calvin, with all of his merits and foibles, ultimately discloses a man who could not find himself at home in the world in which he lived.
#2 Calvin, by Bruce Gordon, Published by Yale Press. During the glory days of the French Renaissance, young John Calvin (1509-64) experienced a profound conversion to the faith of the Reformation. For the rest of his days he lived out the implications of that transformation-as exile, inspired reformer and ultimately the dominant figure of the Protestant Reformation. Calvin’s vision of the Christian religion has inspired many volumes of analysis, but this engaging biography examines a remarkable life. Bruce Gordon presents Calvin as a human being, a man at once brilliant, arrogant, charismatic, unforgiving, generous and shrewd.
#1 John Calvin: Pilgrim and Pastor, by W. Robert Godfrey, published by Crossway. An introduction to the essential life and thought of one of history’s most influential theologians, who considered himself first and foremost a pilgrim and a pastor.
July 10, 2009, marks the five-hundredth anniversary of the birth of John Calvin. As controversial as he was influential, his critics have named a judgmental and joyless attitude after him, while his admirers celebrate him as the principal theologian of Reformed Christianity. Yet his impact is unmistakable-a primary developer of western civilization whose life and work have deeply affected five centuries’ worth of pastors, scholars, and individuals. What will surprise the readers of this book, however, is that Calvin did not live primarily to influence future generations. Rather, he considered himself first and foremost a spiritual pilgrim and a minister of the Word in the church of his day. It was from that “essential” Calvin that all his influence flowed. Here is an introduction to Calvin’s life and thought and essence: a man who moved people not through the power of personality but through passion for the Word, a man who sought to serve the gospel in the most humble of roles.
Honorable Mention: Institutes of the Christian Religion: The First English Version of the 1541 French Edition, by John Calvin, Elsie Anne McKee (translator), and anything in the “Calvin500 Series” (8 Volume set) by P&R Publishing.
Lessons Learned
Posted: October 14, 2009 Filed under: Just for Fun Leave a comment[by Tim Challies]
It was just a couple of months ago that I celebrated my eleventh anniversary. That gives me an eleven-year jump on our friend Dewalt who celebrated his wedding just a few days ago. I know that eleven years pales in comparison to some who read this blog, but I think it has to be enough time to have learned a little bit of wisdom. On the event of my anniversary I spent some time reflecting on some of the lessons I’d learned and jotted them down for my blog. I’m going to go ahead and post them here once more. Here are a few lessons learned in the first decade-and-a-bit of my own marriage.
Be a Leader!. Leadership is not an easy task and, while God calls a husband to lead his family, at the same time the man has to learn how to lead and to prove himself worthy of the position. While it is a position he is given by God, it is a position he also has to earn. When I married I was young and totally unsuited for any kind of leadership. It took me years to come to terms with the fact that God wanted me to lead my family as the husband and father and a few years more to realize that Aileen really wanted me to lead as well. I was greatly encouraged when, just a few weeks ago, she shared with me how she has seen me grow as a leader, and especially as a spiritual leader. Anything I’ve learned in this area has come with difficulty and has come by God’s grace.
If I could go back, I would counsel myself to be a better and more confident head of the household and to take this position earlier in our marriage. For too many years I led too little.
Invest Early, Invest Often!. This may apply to finances, but I am thinking of it here in terms of spiritual matters. As a poor leader, I invested far too little time, early in our marriage, to building a spiritual foundation. It has taken us years to feel truly comfortable with one another in sharing spiritual struggles and even in spending time reading the Bible and praying together (as just a couple—family devotions have come much more naturally). Like many men I’ve spoken to, it often seems that it’s easier to pray with a complete stranger than with my wife. If I look back in another eleven years, I wouldn’t be surprised if we are still learning here,
If I could do it all again, I would ensure that we learned very early on to spend time together before the Lord. I would be a better leader in investing early and investing often.
Prepare to Hurt and Be Hurt!. One of the greatest ironies and the greatest tragedies of marriage is that a husband and wife have more opportunities to sin against one another than against anyone else in all the world. Over the course of eleven years of marriage, I have hurt Aileen more than anyone else and have sinned against her more than I’ve sinned again anyone else. I suppose this means that marriage also offers unparalleled opportunities to extend forgiveness and to choose to overlook sin. While Aileen and I have had our share of struggles over the years, I truly believe that we carry no bitterness toward one another. Through God’s grace we have offered and received forgiveness time and time again. And through his grace we have overlooked many an offense. Yet there have been many occasions when we have hurt one another and when we have let this wounds fester for just a little too long.
If I could go back, I would prepare myself to be hurt and, even more, would seek to emphasize kindness and forbearance and grace so that I could hurt my wife far less often.
Be an Encourager! I can be such a jerk. As Dave Harvey said so well in When Sinners Say ‘I Do’, “the more you get to know me, the more you’ll admire my wife.” I find it so much easier to criticize than to encourage, to tear down rather than build up. For so many years of my marriage I spent far more time telling Aileen what she hadn’t done or who she hadn’t become instead of encouraging her for all the evidences of God’s grace I saw in her. Even today it remains a struggle as my mind always tends toward the negative (and because, somehow, all my nagging to this point has not produced the perfection I seem to expect). It has taken me a long time to become an encourager and even now I am prone to see evil sooner than I see good.
If I were to go back, I would counsel myself to seek to build encouragement as more of a foundation in our marriage. I would seek to learn more about encouragement and would seek to learn it much sooner.
Be Realistic! You knew that sex had to come into the discussion sooner or later. There is no doubt that sex is one of God’s greatest gifts within marriage and, probably for that very reason, it is also one of the greatest struggles. Having spoken to many others about this, I think it is safe to say that for a lot of couples, and perhaps even most couples, the majority of their fights or arguments or disagreements, especially during certain stages of life, will revolve around sex. The vulnerability of sex, the joy of sex, the uniqueness of sex, give endless opportunities for both joy and hurt. Anyone who approaches marriage thinking that sex will be all joy will be sorely disappointed.
If I could go back, I would counsel myself to be realistic and to learn this lesson sooner. And I would counsel myself to learn patience and kindness in this area.
Learn Her Language!. I’ve never read that book about “love languages,” but I do like the phrase it revolves around. Each of us have certain ways we tend to express love and certain ways we like to have love expressed to us. It took me far too long to learn that many of the ways I expressed love for Aileen were ways that she did not understand; often she did not even understand them to be expressions of my love. I loved her in ways I wanted to be loved rather than in ways she needed to be loved. In one sense this was my own naivete, but in another sense it was a kind of deliberate ignorance. I simply refused to find out how she needed me to express love to her.
Were I to go back, I would counsel myself to spend more time seeking to understand how I could express to her my love and affection; I would learn to speak her language sooner and I would learn to speak it better.
I guess there is a lot more I would say than all of this. I would reassure myself that in standing there, waiting to receive my bride, I was doing the right thing (not that I ever had any doubt) and that God truly was going to bless this union. Maybe I would whisper that all those things we had heard from the elderly couples in our church were actually true: that after a decade of marriage we would love one another more than even on our wedding day and that marriage truly is a great gift of God and that we truly would find great joy in it and that God would use this marriage to mold and shape us into his image.
And yet I know that even if I told myself all of these things, there would still be lessons I would have to learn a decade later. I suppose this is how God helps us grow; he teaches us a little bit at a time as we are prepared to receive and apply the lessons. And some lessons can only be learned by first-hand experience.
Guest Bloggers on Gospel-Centered Musings
Posted: October 8, 2009 Filed under: Guest Bloggers, Just for Fun Leave a commentAs many of you who know me, know that I am getting married this coming weekend, (October 10th) which is in a few days! Due to that, and… schooling, planning, working, I am taking a leave of absent from the blogging until Oct. 20th. However just because I will be gone, doesn’t mean that the blog will stop. I have gathered a list of the Gospel-Centered brothers that I respect to post for me while taking care of my wedding duties and while I am off on my honeymoon (Oct. 20).
They are:
Joel R. Beeke was my advisor and mentor during my M.A.R. degree in Theological Studies at PRTS from January of 2007 to May 2009. He serves as President and Professor of Systematic Theology, Church History, and Homiletics at Puritan Reformed Theological Seminary. He has been in the ministry since 1978 and has served as a pastor of his current church (HNRC in Grand Rapids) since 1986. He is also editor of the Banner of Sovereign Grace Truth, editorial director of Reformation Heritage Books, president of Inheritance Publishers, and vice-president of the Dutch Reformed Translation Society. He has written, co-authored, or edited sixty books and contributed over fifteen hundred articles to Reformed books, journals, periodicals, and encyclopedias. His Ph.D. (1988) from Westminster Theological Seminary is in Reformation and Post-Reformation Theology. He is frequently called upon to lecture at Reformed seminaries and to speak at conferences around the world.
Tim Brister a Christian, Husband, Father, Minister, Photographer, Cyclist, and Blogger. To which of these he likes best, I have no idea. But I know which one I appreciate the most, his Blog “Provocations and Paintings” and is as Gospel-Centered as they come, and for his work there, I am in much debt.
Tim Challies and I became friends through the internet, work, website jobs, book-publishing, and conferences. Through all of that – keeping in contact Tim has been a great aid in ministry from time to time when in need. According to Amazon there is only one Tim Challies in the world. He lives in Canada, he reads voraciously and writes constantly at his Web site (www.challies.com). He is also the author of the book, “The Discipline of Spiritual Discernment.”
Dan Cruver a mentor of mine during my college years, but even more a friend and a best one at that. Before directing Together for Adoption, was a college professor of Bible and Theology. He has also served as a pastor of family ministries. As one who has been adopted by God and has adopted two children, Dan founded Together for Adoption to equip churches and educate Christians theologically about orphan care and horizontal adoption. Dan regularly writes and speaks about the Gospel and its implications for earthly adoption and the care of orphans. He recently wrote the foreword to Heirs with Christ: The Puritans on Adoption by Dr. Joel Beeke. Dan is available to speak in churches and other groups interested in adoption. Contact him at dan.cruver (at) TogetherforAdoption (dot) org.
Nick Rundlett a friend of mine that has been through the thick and thin throughout the last 7 years of my life, especially during my college years when times were rough. A roommate, a video-gamer that played NCAA College Football constantly (still does) and is the Middle School Director of Student Ministries at Colonial Baptist Church in Cary, North Carolina.
Ben Thocher a co-worker in the summers of 2005 and 2006 in camping ministries Ben and I became better friends when learning about each other’s passion for theology and knowing the Bible deeper than what we had been taught. Ben is working towards his Masters of Arts in Religion focusing in Biblical Studies at Westminster Theological Seminary while working full-time for the Westminster Bookstore.
Judgment According to Works Bibliography
Posted: September 22, 2009 Filed under: Just for Fun Leave a commentMark Jones gives a Bibliography on “Judgment According to Works” saying,
“If you are interested in both old and modern views on how the Reformed orthodox have typically argued for a judgment according to works I think you may find the following references helpful in the first instance. I’m not saying that the Reformed have always said the same thing on this issue. In fact, I rarely ever say that. Several of the first of ten references are going to form the substance of an essay I am writing on this theme in Reformed orthodoxy.”
Christian Slogans
Posted: September 7, 2009 Filed under: Christian Slogans, Just for Fun 4 CommentsFor your own personal amusement today, please read some rather humorous Christian slogans from American-Evangelicalism.
“No God — No Peace. Know God — Know Peace.”
“Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!”
“Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.”
“Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!”
An ad for St.Joseph’s Episcopal Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, “For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets.”
“Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons — come hear one!”
“People are like tea bags — you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.”
“Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!”
“When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out alright.”
“Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.”
“Fight truth decay — study the Bible daily.”
“How will you spend eternity — Smoking or Non-smoking?”
“Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives”:
“Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.”
“It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.”
“If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.”
“If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.”
“Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.”
“This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing? U R”
“Forbidden fruit creates many jams.”
“In the dark? Follow the Son.”
“Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.”
“If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.”
West Cannon Baptist Church Pastor’s Conference 2009
Posted: September 4, 2009 Filed under: Just for Fun 1 Comment
West Cannon Baptist Church, is hosting a conference located in Grand Rapids, Michigan with Kevin DeYoung, Ted Kluck and Michael Wittmer as a all-day seminar on Tuesday, September 22.
Michael Wittmer says,
“It promises to be a provocative day of (mostly) sound theology that will encourage us to love and serve Christ’s church. Registration ends one week from today, so if you’re in the Grand Rapids area and want a value priced ($35, lunch included) day of theological stimulation, come join us here.”
I’ll be there! Look forward to seeing you there!
Calvin 500 Souvenir Postcard
Posted: August 7, 2009 Filed under: Calvinism, Just for Fun Leave a comment
“…I have finished the race, I have kept the faith.”
Thanks to The Sacred Sandwich for this 🙂
Got a Flip, Wonder If I’ll Use This Thing or Sell it on Amazon
Posted: July 25, 2009 Filed under: Just for Fun Leave a commentYesterday when helping my Grandparents save $100 a month on their cable, phone and internet services, for signing up with Verizon’s bundle plan I received a Flip Ultra Series Camcorder. I am not sure how much I’ll use this thing, the older I get myself I see that trends come and go, and some fads take off, and some are only meant for those that they are directed towards.
In anyway, if your a video guru, like to have something compact and easy to use, this is it. I am not much into the video realm, nor do I make vlogs on my blog. But things might change, we’ll have to see just how much I use this in the next two to three months. If not, then I’ll be selling it on Amazon.
Product Description
The Flip Video Ultra Series Camcorder is a revolutionary new way to shoot and share videos. Its portable, simple-to-use design makes it incredibly easy to create high quality home movies. The camcorder’s built-in software provides a convenient, seamless way to save and share memories: email videos, make custom movies, capture still photos from video clips, and upload videos directly to popular video-sharing sites, including AOL Video and YouTube. Flip Video Ultra is the ideal, affordable choice for capturing everyday moments that happen anywhere, and sharing them with family and friends everywhere. This next-generation version of the original Flip Video line features a new sleeker design, premium no-glare LCD screen, and improved video and audio quality. Flip Video Ultra comes with a TV connector cable, wrist strap, soft carrying case, two AA batteries, and a quick start guide. Specs: Flip Video Ultra incorporates 2GB of built-in flash memory which holds up to 60 minutes of 30-frame per second full VGA-quality MPEG-4 video. Compatible with Windows XP SP2 and Vista; Macintosh OS X 10.3.9 or later. Computer connection via integrated USB Port.

- Publish Online: Upload your videos instantly to YouTube, MySpace, AOL Video and many other websites, all with the click of a button. It’s never been this easy to publish online!
- Email Videos: Send your videos privately to friends and family, and select from a wide assortment of included greeting cards to personalize your message.
- Edit and Create Movies: Edit individual clips and create custom movies–complete with your favorite music. FlipShare even allows you to capture snapshots from your videos.
Please note: Flip Ultra Camcorders manufactured before November 2008 may be pre-loaded with an older version of software. However, if you own one of these units, you’ll be prompted to download FlipShare–free of cost–the first time you connect your camcorder to a computer that is connected to the Internet.


